Day 40: Grand Jury Testimony

All anybody was talking about today was David Letterman. Imagine having to testify as to your failings, of having it all become so public. Sort of like my blog, only I'm not under oath and I'm not being blackmailed! Seriously, what possesses me to say the things I do?

I got my hair cut and colored today (goodbye gray!) and thoroughly enjoyed reading magazines while my color was setting. I learned some vitally important things, such as how to dress my age and that wearing just lipstick is aging -- if you only do one thing, do your eyes. Now they tell me. I also came across a few questions that were asked of some celebrity or other in More, a magazine for women over 40. I thought they might be kind of hard to answer, but only #5 poses any difficulty. I suppose I could cite some type of food, but that seems like a bit of a cop-out.

Here goes.

1) If I could have a do-over, I'd: have worked harder in college. And I'd be less critical.

2) To lighten up, I: hug my dogs.

3) My latest hobby is: blogging, followed closely by searching for my reading glasses.

4) If I could be a fly on a wall, I'd visit: heaven.

5) I used to hate but now I love: wearing high heels with blue jeans? It's probably not okay to do that anymore now that I'm about to turn 50.

6) I can't wait to: turn 50! I'm literally counting the days!