Today I sat in front of my computer and dealt with all the crap on my desk. I spent forty-five minutes on the phone with the Verizon dude trying to figure out why our wireless bill is so high. I spent another forty-five minutes talking with a "home water systems expert" about the state of our H2O. Sadly, those rate as my most interesting conversations of the day.
Thankfully, I was spared the school supplies shopping trip to Staples. Now that J has his license, he's my unofficial personal assistant. I've finally got a wife. I've been wishing for one of those for years.
D doesn't want to do much of anything tonight. He did suggest going out for a bite to eat but, considering the plight of my waistline, I think it's best to pass. Another Saturday night sitting around doing nothing. I'll probably end up eating a pint of Imagine Whirled Peace. Ben & Jerry's has a new flavor called Mission to Marzipan. I can't imagine a grosser mission. I rank marzipan right up there with fondant.
I'm bored, bored, bored.
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Have you tried "re-bundling" your Verizon bill? We just did that...they will give you the rates they offer to new customers, if you call up and ask...Little known fact.
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